So, this is kinda secret and hard to explain, but a lot of weird things have been happening lately. When I say lately I mean in the last few years.
I now speak Russian (very basic), and I plan to marry a Russian girl.
I have several Russian friends, one of which bought me a book. I think I might marry her, but... It's very complicated.
So there is another one who is a very very good friend. She visited London this week. She actually came to visit a Russian guy and stay with him. But then...... der der derrrrrr!
He turned out to be a weird and horrible guy and she was trapped in his bedroom. So I then get a text that she needs to be rescued!
I was about an hour away and at a show (25 Years of Reeves and Mortimmer! It was top banana!), so I could not get straight to her.
I found a hotel across the street from her so told her to make it there.
So she then climbed out the window with her luggage and made it to the hotel.
After a few hours I finally got to the hotel to get her but the hotel guy was weird, like Norman Bates!
As we left she told me the hotel guy was trying to kiss her, luckily just as I arrived!
So, I let her stay at my place for a few days and had the most amazing time! Maybe I should marry her instead.
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Good to hear you have not changed in all those years!