Planning on taking over the World any time soon? Then you'd better read this...
I kinda like the ones about basic marksmanship, hiring fashion designers for stormtroopers, and the 'keypad-fingerprint-deathray', to mention but a few...
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Eve "There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite, but there's no secret handshake"
hehe! x
Wesley - Go ahead and hate your neighbor; go ahead and cheat a friend.
- Do it in the name of heaven; you can justify it in the end.
If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)
LOL
theamericanjesus once again, like a bullet as a friend, tell me: can that be all there is?
"My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks"
haha. class, this site is pro
Havoc Taryon > I think hackjack just stays here to teach new players how to use block
LMFAO!!
lizzieslayer Look for the girl with the broken smile.
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
"All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick."