I change mine a lot, so they're from a variety of different places

Or possibly Wobag
by White Hart
I think it's MonSTer who's got the first one I thought of, 'Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so'
"Tiger, tiger, burning bright... Watch out! You'll set the jungle alight!"
by head2head
Mines something that I mate said to me...I later found out it was from the late, great Spike Milligan.